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Old Jun 07, 2005, 04:58 PM // 16:58   #361
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Oh ... my ... goodness ...

Although the picture isn't quite accurate ... you need a lot more chest hair to hide the medallion ... go back and look at the gorilla boobies for inspiration ...
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Old Jun 07, 2005, 05:22 PM // 17:22   #362
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I'll bet ALOT of magic has happened inside THOSE Purple pants!
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Old Jun 07, 2005, 05:26 PM // 17:26   #363
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How did you find a picture of me! Damn it. *Smacks hidden camera man with his pimp cane.*
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Old Jun 07, 2005, 05:50 PM // 17:50   #364
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Is Vengeance gonna have to choke a bitch? C'mere EnDinG ... gonna have to do you with a Wayne Brady / Dave Chappelle hybrid style ...
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Old Jun 07, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #365
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Old Jun 07, 2005, 08:29 PM // 20:29   #366
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WHAT?!?!? We're just talking bout Magic Purple Pants! Nothing harmful about that! It's not like we're talking about blisters or man hugs or gorilla boobs or anything ... because those topics would just be WRONG ...

Now ... imagine if you will ... an overweight Gorilla decked out in Magic Purple Pants wearing a big furry purple Pimp hat holding out his arms looking for a man hug because he's got a blister on his pimp cane hand ... wow ... all kinds of wrong with THAT image ...
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WHAT?!?!? We're just talking bout Magic Purple Pants! Nothing harmful about that! It's not like we're talking about blisters or man hugs or gorilla boobs or anything ... because those topics would just be WRONG ...

Now ... imagine if you will ... an overweight Gorilla decked out in Magic Purple Pants wearing a big furry purple Pimp hat holding out his arms looking for a man hug because he's got a blister on his pimp cane hand ... wow ... all kinds of wrong with THAT image ...

Google has failed me!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY--

*gasp*

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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Old Jun 07, 2005, 09:32 PM // 21:32   #368
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an overweight Gorilla decked out in Magic Purple Pants wearing a big furry purple Pimp hat holding out his arms looking for a man hug because he's got a blister on his pimp cane hand ... wow ... all kinds of wrong with THAT image ...
I'm almost certain that Ramus has a no photo clause in his contract when he shows up for kids birthday parties dressed up like that, it might be why the google search failed....
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 05:49 AM // 05:49   #369
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I'm almost certain that Ramus has a no photo clause in his contract when he shows up for kids birthday parties dressed up like that, it might be why the google search failed....
Sometimes we must all gather round and be thankfull for certain things in life. Chief among those things is the lack of photographs of Ramus in Magic Purple Pants wearing a big furry purple Pimp hat holding out his arms looking for a man hug because he's got a blister on his pimp cane hand.

Just saying it makes me want to burn out my eyes with a soldering iron.
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 06:05 AM // 06:05   #370
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If you are getting gogle ads, give us signatures...
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LoL, that was a very funny clip of Wayne and Chap.

*Pulls out his sandwhich.* You hungrey?
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hmm it begs me to ask this question...

Is Arbel and Ramus Really in love?

To EnDinG, It depends, what you offering? and make sure it's not THAT sandwich! I want a Tuna/Ham+Cheese one!

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Old Jun 08, 2005, 02:38 PM // 14:38   #373
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Sandwiches? What happened to my 7up donuts? You all made me hunger and crave for the things yesterday, but NOoooo, you have to have sandwiches instead.
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 03:12 PM // 15:12   #374
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MY FORMULA ISN'T READY YET!!! THE WORLD IS NOT YET READY FOR A LEMON-LIME INFUSED PASTRY!!! Chaos would ensue ... anarchy would reign ...

Ummm ... Swampgirl? You wanna be an unofficial tester for revision 164G of the formula? I can't pay you much, but the side effects are minimal! Thus far the most extreme thing has been an unusual amount of fainting at the word bra!

**THUD**

EDIT: WHOOPS!!! Wrong Thread! I'm fainting at the B-Word somewhere else ... go back about your day citizen ...
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 04:09 PM // 16:09   #375
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Fainting at the word bra? Try wearing one....

OK, that's a topic I don't want to get into. What exactly went into formula 164G?
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #376
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Fainting at the word bra? Try wearing one....

OK, that's a topic I don't want to get into. What exactly went into formula 164G?
you know ... the usual formulaic stuff ... snails ... puppy dog tails ... a little bit of paint thinner ... red dye ... ONE donut, stale ...
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 04:31 PM // 16:31   #377
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Oh yeah ... and I don't have to wear a bra ... I get to wear a banana hammock ... WOO HOO!!!
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 04:42 PM // 16:42   #378
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Red dye? Red dye?!!?!?

I've been hoarding red dye since this game started and you put it in a donut???
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 04:45 PM // 16:45   #379
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Errr ... ummm ... NAW ... I meant to say ... Red ... Dyyyyyyiet Mountain Dew! Yeah! That's it! Because nothing makes a donut taste more like lemon lime like ... Red Diet Mountain Dew ...

Can you look away for a second so that I can make a stealthy escape? Thank you ...
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Old Jun 08, 2005, 04:48 PM // 16:48   #380
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/shifty eyes

Where'd he go?
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